The last leg on the week we gave Erin was a girls night out. And of course, it wasn’t without it’s moments.
The plan was for my Hubs and Tammy’s Hubs to take all the kids (Little Guy, Little Erin, Little Tammy and her Little Brother) on a play date to allow us a girls’ night and Erin’s Hubs a night off, as well. He could hang with friends, walk the dog, or sit on a park bench and enjoy the silence for a minute. And truth be told, Tammy and I have been trying to trick our hubs into friendship for some time now, so it was also a play date disguised as a man date (shh, don’t tell).
We had the plan in motion. I had taken the day off work for Christmas Cookie Day with Little Guy, and Tammy had the afternoon off for the kids’ visit with Santa. Hubs was to meet me at Erins for a Little-Guy-Little=Erin pass-off, and he’d meet Mr. Tammy at the designated spot.
But just as I was leaving the house, the group text came through that Little Brother had projectile vomited all over the Christmas Village at Bass Pro, and Mr. Tammy was taking the brood home for cleanup and damage control. They were out. Man Date cancelled.
Selfishly, after about 8 straight hours of cookie making with Little Guy, if I didn’t get my margarita and hour of girl time, I might’ve gone into preschool-grade meltdown mode (Let’s be honest — Cookie Day starts out with excitement and wonder, but it ends with pasty, flour-filled tears…and that just makes the kid start crying, too). And realistically, I feared what horrors faced Erin if she had to tell Little Erin — and Mr. Erin — their play dates were also off. Surely, we were facing heartbreak and meltdowns all around.
Have no fear. My Hubs was here. I swear the man might actually have walked into Erin’s house in a cape. Well, at least he did in my eyes. He took Little Guy and Little Erin to the play date and allowed the girls to go out and Mr. Erin to drink beers with his brother in peace.
We loaded Erin into the back seat of her car and rolled — quite literally — into the Mexican restaurant up the street. Let me tell you, after a full day of cookie baking, carefully maneuvering through a crowded restaurant a wheelchair that holds a shattered knee is like playing a grownup version of “Operation,” only instead of a buzzer, you’ll hear your dear friend shriek if you bump the sides.
We escaped dinner and the restaurant unscathed, but the parking lot was a whole new challenge. Tammy and I realized that we hadn’t paid enough attention to Mr. Erin when he broke down the wheelchair and loaded it into the car. Erin, a woman used to running the show, had to suffer talking us through how to remove the leg rest attachment while we looked like a couple of monkeys pawing at a new toy from the zookeeper. After six or so tries, we finally got it, ended by a cry of, “It’s not our fault! It was locked!” from me.
Meanwhile, Hubs sat and watched the kiddos play and enjoyed not having to talk to any other grownups, Mr. Tammy successfully got the Little Tammies to bed without incident, and it was Miller Time in a stress-free house for Mr. Erin.
The stars lined up, and everyone went to bed happy and exhausted…Erin, of course, looking at her Christmas lights.